THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SPEAKING ....

I don't know the origins of this little tidbit.  It has been floating around the email circuit for the past few months.  I don't know whether it is real or staged, but it doesn't really matter either.   There is no vulgarity or profanity, it's just humorous, so it is safe to listen to with your kids around.

You will need sound on your computer to listen to it.  The file is about 330kb in size so those of you with slow internet connections may have to wait for it to down load.  Depending on how your web browser is configured you may have to start it manually.  The file is a .WAV" file and some browsers automatically execute files of that type, some do not.  If your browser asks whether you want to run it or save it to disk, that choice is yours.  If you save it to disk remember the location it is saved to and then "Browse" to that location using Explorer and double-click the file to start it.

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